Bada-boom.
Bet most of you thought I was saganaki after Blunder-boy supposedly dealt with me but hey, here's a funny fact for all you boys and girls. I'm immortal. So yeah, not dead, back, big surprise, who saw that coming, yada yada yada. I get it. Moving on. So now that I'm in situ, until I get promoted to 'god of chugging mojitos and sunbathing all day' (seriously, the lack of vitamin D down here is killing my complexion), I'm gonna do my job. A.K.A., reaping souls and throwing them into eternal torment. Probably the highlight of my week. Whoop-de-doop.
((Short little sucky introduction journal! Hey, I play Maui and used to play Hercules